imagine Percy and Annabeth making out at the bottom of the lake and then suddenly Poseidon just pops up like, “Hey.”
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
in bio class we were talking about punnet squares and recessive genes and blood types and this kid was like both of my parents blood types are B and I’m a type O and the teacher was like no that’s impossible and whatever it turns out that the kid is adopted and he found out via bio class oh my fucking god
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
hey guys remember these things
i just lost a follower
it’s like 2008 just flashed before my eyes
do u ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs
theyre the ghosts of bugs that youve killed
i wish i could unread this